The Checklist

To-dos before leaving for Peru:

• Seduce a cute Peruvian boy looking to head back home--check!
• Quit the job for which I am underqualified and overpaid, during a recession--check!
• Sell everything that doesn't fit into the bf's sedan on craigslist for bargain prices--check!
• Give notice to the landlord that we'll be leaving his cheap apartment in a popular area--check!
• Cram all my belongings into two suitcases and a Trader Joes tote bag--check!

All that's left on the list is the little stuff really:

• Find a job in Peru
• Get a visa to be able to have a job in Peru
• Learn Spanish

Should be easy enough. I still have 50 days.